Edge: "He is the game, all right?"
Christian: "Yea, if the game is pin the tail on the two faced reekazoid!"

"What kind of Doctor would prescribe glasses with no lenses like the Dudleys wear? Is that what they do in Dudleyville?!?"

"Rikishi is so gonna pay for ever doing that stinky, disgusting, vile move!"

"Hardy Boys. Boys with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something?"

" Edge and I got jumped pretty bad by the Hardy Boyz. Maybe in the video game we can finally get them back"

"My daddy ain't no ho. He's a pediatrician, there's a difference."
- Christian to The Rock -

"How do I justify getting a sweet $700 haircut like this, worth every penny. Thats a great question Terri but unfortunately thats not really what I want to talk about right now. What I want to talk about is how the new Peoples champion is back in MobileMobile. How do they justify naming this town after a gas station anyway? Theres something else about Mobile, between you and me, these peeps give me the creeps."
"I am a new man with a new look and I definitely couldnt have done it without all of my loyal fans. Thats right, thats right. My heart beats for my peeps."

Christian: "I am the real American Idol."
Chris Jericho: "And the best thing is, you're not even American. "

Christian: "Hes just not championship material. I mean, lets face it, he doesnt have wicked cool clothes like me, he doesnt have a sweet ass haircut like this."
Chris Jericho: "His haircut looks like a pineapple."
- About Booker T -

"Say it loud - Christian rules!"

Christian: Steve, Stone Cold.
Stone Cold: What?
Christian: I saw you in the back before the show and you looked at me, you stuck your finger up and said I was on first. Thats why Im standing here.
Stone Cold: No, no, no. I think you misunderstood me. Do you wear glasses? Contacts? Do you have a vision problem? I didnt say you were number one, I was showing you that.(his middle finger)

Christian: "As anointed by The Rock, its not just Christian. Its Christian, the new Peoples champion The peeps. My peeps."
Terri: "Well be that as it may, tonight, youre gonna go one on one with the gentleman on the cover of the new WWE magazine, Goldberg. His first match on Raw."
Christian: "Ive seen this before. Its a good little magazine for him. It is. Is this supposed to impress me? Hmmmlet me get something straight alright. Tonight is not Goldbergs night. Tonight is my night. Tonight is Christians night. Yeah, he might have speared me twice. He got me, he got me right in the breadbasket but guess what? Im still standingstill standing, still right here. And Im gonna be standing at the end of the night after I beat Goldberg and avenge The Rocks loss from Backlash and all the people are gonna be chanting my name. And as for Goldberg, hes gonna be starting a new streak. Losing streak. "

"And since Rock did name me his favourite wrestler,
I guess its pretty safe to say that Im the new Peoples champion.
And since I am so close to the peeps, I ask you Bill,
howd it feel last night when half the people booed your ass outta the arena?"
- Christian came out to interrupt Jerichos Hi-Lite wheel w/ Bill Goldberg -

My ribs? Oh no, no, no, no, my ribs are fine from the spear last week from Goldberg.
They're fine. No, I was holding my ribs I was laughing
so hard cause I couldn't believe how much it didn't hurt.
- Christian on the phone to The Rock -

Christian: Man, after I heard you talk to Bischoff and enter the Royal Rumble, I did the same thing and now Im in the Rumble too. Me!
Jericho: That is great news.
Christian: Yeah.
Jericho: Now you can help me win the Rumble so I can regain the Championship. This is tremendous. Its great. This is awesome.
Christian: Whoa whoa whoa. Hey, hold on a sec. Its every man for himself in the Rumble and you know what, I wanna win it. Im gonna win the Rumble.
Jericho: Christian, I was the very first Undisputed Champion. Im going to win the Royal Rumble.
Christian: So what. Ive held every title there is to hold except the World Title and I want it.
Jericho: Im a three time Tag Team champion.
Christian: Well, Im a nine time Tag Team champion.
Jericho: Well, youre a nine time loser.
Christian: Well, your beard is stupid.
Jericho: Well, your tattoo doesnt look like anything, its a blotch of ink.
Christian: Yeah, well at least Shawn Michaels didnt kick my face off.

Christian: Dude, we gotta do something.
Jericho: Damn straight we gotta do something, get our clothes back, you dumb ass.
Christian: No, no. I mean, I'm worried about shrinkage. The little General is about to go into retreat.

- Christian & Jericho had their clothes taken by the Dudleyz and it was a cold night -

Steiner the whiner. And his freaks and his peaks and his geeks and his iron sheiks.
- Christian rips off Scott Steiner -

Holy Jurassic Park! I can't believe we just stumbled upon a living, breathing, Reek-a-saurus Rex!"
- Christian to Lance Storm/Mike Awesome, Raw, July 16. 2001-

Hey Booker T. Any relation to Mr. T?"
-Christian, RAW, July 23. 2001-

"Hey! You might not be an Alliance guy, you are a WWF guy, but i LOVE THE GLASSES!"
-Paul Heyman to Christian, Raw, Aug 27. 2001-

Christian! His parents waited nine months to call him Christian. My parents could have waited nine months to call me Jew!"
-Paul Heyman, Raw, September 3. 2001-

Never really like Christian, he has these little beady eyes, kind of like the worlds ugliest pretty person"
-Kurt Angle, Raw, October 22 2001-

Ya know, everybody makes such a big deal here in Dallas about the JFK assassination. Was it a loan gun-man? Or was it some sort of conspiracy? It *so* doesn't make a difference! If JFK would have spent five more minutes in Dallas, he would've committed suicide anyway!" - Christian

Hey! What are you doing? You're wearing crazy ass sunglasses! Crazy ass sunglasses are my gimmick!" -Christian-