Christian’s Backlash rap

Just prior to the main event of Backlash, Christian came to the ring to talk about his own main event status, the upcoming WWE Draft Lottery, John Cena and more. Rather than simply taking about these topics, however, Christian rapped his thoughts. Here’s what he had to say:

On RAW, you’ve got Batista with muscles to spare
But he’s got charisma, like Tomko’s got hair.

You got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows
26 titles between them, and the world’s biggest nose.

Have you heard the one about JBL, you know the rich guy on SmackDown!?
Well I hear his taxes are still soaring
But he’s no wrestling God, just a God of boring.

Seems to me I’m forgetting somebody…who am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, he’s the guy that inspired this little rap, the WWE Champion John Cena.
Well I got a little something for him

You wanna hear it? Well it goes a little something like this.

Hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of your fortune and fame
Well you talk like Snoop Dogg, but you look like Corey Haim
So after the draft, whether it’s RAW or SmackDown!, JR or Michael Cole.  I will be champion, cuz THAT’S HOW I ROLL!

Standing Solo

Lyrics
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Waterproof Blonde-Just Close Your Eyes Lyrics
 
Decieved by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw a voice say 'I'm you'

Inside me, a light was turned on
And then I was alive

If you close your eyes
Your life, a hidden truth revealed
Dreams you never lived
And scars never healed
In the darkness
Light will take you to the other side
And find me waiting there
You'll see if you just close your eyes

Absent in spite, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and so numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by your voice inside me

Inside me, a light was turned on
And then I was alive

If you close your eyes
Your life, a hidden truth revealed
Dreams you never lived
And scars never healed
In the darkness
Light will take you to the other side
And find me waiting there
You'll see if you just close your eyes

Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This is my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness which bled that I take will be mine

If you close your eyes
Your life, a hidden truth revealed
Dreams you never lived
And scars never healed
In the darkness
Light will take you to the other side
And find me waiting there
You'll see if you just close your eyes

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